iamconstantine:

The Great British Bake Off: Everybody have fun :) :) I’m sure you’ll all do fine :) Your Swiss roll is so lovely :) :) :) Very nice :))) *Light ballet music*

Any American Cooking Show: YOU GUYS HAVE SIX SECONDS LEFT THEN THE BOMB E X P L O D E S *Gunfire* YOU THINK THAT COUNTS AS FOOD YOU PATHETIC SAD SACK *Ride of the Valkyrie blasting in the background* ILL SEND A BULLET THROUGH YOUR SKULL BEFORE I TAKE A BITE OF THAT *Banshee shriek

(Source: iamconstantine)

just-shower-thoughts:

Calling your SO “honey” is immensely romantic. Honey never spoils, meaning your honey never stops being beautiful.

azalsager:

You never realize how lonely you are until it’s the end of the day and you got a bunch of things to talk about and no one to talk to.

(Source: azalsager)